Heyo, this is Bryan. I got assigned basically one of the easiest days, most likely because this family knows how lazy I am. Anyway the 6th day was basically just lounging about the ship, eating and napping and whatnot. It was a cold and windy day so swimming and laying out in the sun was not all that fun. We even tried to play mini golf on the top deck but it was like trying to hit the ball in a hurricane. You would set it down at the beginning of the hole and it would instantly roll off the green.
We decided to go play bingo and then they gave out ridiculously low prizes. Like $200 was the top prize, when they had at least 300 people playing who each payed $20. Which is just dumb. Especially when there are 10 of us and none of us win.
So after our bad experience at bingo, everyone most likely ate a before-dinner meal (I know Brad and I did) because it was free and delicious. Then we got all dressed up for dinner and took a bunch of pictures. I'm not going to show any of the good ones because seriously, how many pictures of us looking happy and smiling do you really need to see? Here is what we were really thinking the whole time.
You are lucky we are stuck together forever because a week with you family is making me crazy!
This is what we look like when someone makes us wake up before 10 a.m.
What Jon and Kacey really thought about having to bring their kids along on the cruise.
Sorry, we tried our hardest to take a bad picture, but we are just too good looking.
And... I can't post a bad picture of Kacey. She's extra bossy and cranky when she's pregnant.
And... since its Mother's Day...
After all of the pictures. we all had a wonderful dinner (with at least 2 desserts for each person). There was a short moment when Brad talked me into ordering the Escargot, promising me it was really delicious and that he was excited to order it himself. I felt kinda dumb until I found out Jon Wayne had ordered it without being tricked and eaten it. Now who looks like the dumb one!
After dinner we went to one of the last shows on the cruise called "Vroom." The cruise dancers did remakes to lots of rock and roll songs that everyone in the audience knew. My sisters say the dancing was much better in the one than the others. I just liked the full sized bobble head Beatles dancers and the crazy laser show in the middle.
One of the dancers looked EXACTLY like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite so every time he did anything he looked funny doing it. We were all actually enjoying ourselves when two guys came out dressed in costumes that could only be describe as "Hot Cops" (look how hot they are!) dancing to "Macho Man". One of them was Pedro and then they both took off their shirts and started waving them around. We all thought "oh, thats kind of funny I guess," then they took off their pants and were wearing something basically just a little bigger than a speedo and started dancing. Scarlet and Rhode got to stay up for the show this night and we all looked accusingly at Jon and Kacey for letting their children see a strip show. It got even worse when the Village people came out for YMCA not wearing much more that the stripping cops. The girls may not have appreciated this as much but seeing Pedro dancing almost naked was basically the funniest thing I saw on the cruise... it was hysterical.
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